You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I just found a To Do list on the table, written by me last night, that just says "1. Go downstairs. 2. Get Pickles. 3. Laptop"
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize