Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
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He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
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I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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