oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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