She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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