I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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