She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
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He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
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Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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