While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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