mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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