So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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