can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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