She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
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I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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