K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
