Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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