yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
she looked like the before picture.
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Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
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