My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
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