I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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