the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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