My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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