your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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