We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
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I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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