Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Randomize
