he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I have aggressive nipples.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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