my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
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Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
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After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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