so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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