So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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