just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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