Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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