dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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