when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
