please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
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He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
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Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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