I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
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