I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
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you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
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Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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