So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
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