He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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