yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
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The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
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Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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