I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Last 4 google searches: class c felony, scary ghosts, peanut butter jelly time, Lindsey lohans vagina
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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