I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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