She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
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I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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