Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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