I think my fart just growled at me.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
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Since when is my name a synonym for head?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
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Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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