I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
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I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
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she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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