the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
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it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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