nut hugger
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
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