you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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