loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
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Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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