Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
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