I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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