What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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