so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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