I look better un-naked...
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
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I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
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He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
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