I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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