My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
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Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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