very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
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chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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