I heard we made out
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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