Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
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Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
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Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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