i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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